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I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I’m like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They’re happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I’d fight a wolf for these guys. I’d go way the Hell out of my way for them. I’d carry their young for miles on my own back.
nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb
The ancient shepherds I’m referencing also ate lamb lol
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if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations
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me watching the bear: damn this cooking thing seems stressful. plus they’ll have to deal with a bear at some point.
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calvin: why do source engine games look so liminal?
calvins dad: its not that source engine games look like that, the whole world was actually liminal in 2008
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Evil universe fanfic tropes like. Selling One Direction To My Mum. Chastity Pollen. Way Too Many Beds. Pretending To Not Be Married.
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music is sex the way it’s made possible through penetration (plugging your earphones or headphones in, sliding a cd into the cd player) or frottage (vinyl players/gramophones). educate yourselves
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Don’t believe everything they tell you.
Cillian Murphy as Thomas Buckley
Red Lights (2012) dir. Rodrigo Cortés
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